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Things you'd rather not
hear during surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!!

Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.

Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex.

Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-fire, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back - I lost my contact lens.

Could you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my concentration off.

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses...

Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...?

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.