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Old songs/New perspectives!

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers (as well as our parents). They include:

Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye: I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harem: A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations: Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba: Denture Queen

Tony Orlando: Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy: I am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Lesley Gore: It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

Willie Nelson: On the Throne Again