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How to get to Heaven...

The teacher was quizzing her Sunday school class to see if they understood what it takes to get into Heaven.

She asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big rummage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"No!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, cut the grass, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, they all answered, "No!"

"So, how can I get into Heaven?" she asked.

Six-year-old David shouted out, "You have to be dead."