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Evangelical alternatives
to traditional exercise

If you find the standard exercises too boring, try these evangelical exercises to burn up a few calories:

Beating around the bush - 75 calories

Jumping to conclusions - 200 calories

Climbing the wall - 150 calories

Passing the buck - 50 calories

Throwing your weight around - from 50-500 calories, depending on your weight

Dragging your heels - 175 calories

Making mountains out of molehills - 500 calories

Adding fuel to the fire - 150 calories

Straddling the fence - 75 calories

Tooting your own horn - 25 calories